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Kansas city shuffle

Its a type of misdirection, where person A makes it look like person A thinks the other(s) don't know what person A is doing. Then the other(s) try to hide the fact they know and set up a scheme for person A which he falls for(the katalyst). Then at moment supreme set up by person A takes advantage of the other(s) because person A knows they think person a thinks: you don't know.

It takes great patience and endurance to pull this of for for person A has to schemed willingly and has to pretend for a very long time he doesn't know the other(s) schemed him.

Many people don't know this but a kansas city shuffle is often used in the stock market with all of the other traders as victims.
Damn, Volkswagen autogroup pulled a real kansas city shuffle in 2017.
by Kansascityshuffle August 21, 2017
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Palpy Boi Shuffle

get ready for the palpy boi shuffle!
by sandlover April 19, 2018
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G-spot shuffle

With an upward curved cock, in dogggy style, a thumb is inserted in the rectum with the intent to have the pad of the thumb press upon the cock curve.
I hit her with the g-spot shuffle, birch came all over the place. Had to burn my sheets.
by Blackbitchesdontlie January 28, 2018
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The Great Shuffle

The roulette of who gets which room in a group so big that the deciding factor should be arbitrary.
Let's talk about the Great Shuffle as we are moving tomorrow in a group of 8!
by 56-murrian June 17, 2018
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federal felon shuffle

The walking gait made by a prisoner when their ankles are restrained by the standard 16-inch chain.
I enjoy watching convicted prisoners performing the federal felon shuffle on their way to jail.
by n4zhg January 4, 2019
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Five Knuckle Shuffle

When sticking your fist in someone’s anus and wiggling it around violently for pleasure.
This weekend my girl wants me to give her the five knuckle shuffle
by thicccboy99 June 12, 2019
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Butt Stuff Shuffle

A poor excuse for a dance move designed in thirty seconds, in which you wiggle your ass back and forth like there's a three foot dildo in there, and then walk forward and backward stiffly. (Imagine walking while holding a shit)
"Yo did you see Emily last night? she does the butt stuff shuffle a tad too well"
by Emily's Fucking Wrong January 31, 2020
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