schwaimed 

Wiping two bodily scented fingers underneath someone's nose.

Dude, you got schwaimed.

schwaimed by D from Big D August 25, 2010

Schwasted

The act of getting so wasted you add "Sch".

-Can be used simultaneously with Schwipsy

1. Yo dude, I got so schwasted last night!

2. Yo dude, I cant wait to get Schwasted and Schwispy tonight!
- simultaneously with Schwipsy

Schwasted by DubbinMau5 September 9, 2010

schwasted

beyond wasted or fubar-fucked up beyond all recoginition.
another way to say your lit or blasted or bombed.

dude i so schwasted last night.
man did you see dave he was schwasted.

schwasted by Razorsunrize aka Pat the Rat September 13, 2010

Schwartzenbargen

A german word that was created by germans over in America after world war 2. It's meaning is somewhat obscure, but everyone agrees that it is a wonderful thing.

Guten tag and schwartzenbargen dear neighbor!

Schwartzenbargen by LarsDoesn'tKnow March 14, 2011

schwazzeld

So drunk that you are passed black out but still pounding until the sun comes up.

We were so schwazzeld last night that we used the whole fire extinguisher in the house and all the furniture was in the pool!

schwazzeld by otac R March 24, 2011

schwamtastic 

when something is beyond cool enough for only one word such as: wham or fantastic, that you must use two or three combined to describe it. others would be ahwsumtastic splendifantabulous ahwsumayzing

that piece of cake was schwamtastic

schwamtastic by thatonereallycoolkid September 24, 2011

Schwamming 

The worst type of trolling, originating from Schwamm, a german internet troll that mastered and is capable of doing EVERY type of trolling. At. the. same. time.

You Rageing is 100% guaranteed.

*setting: some video game*
Guy 1: IM SO PISSED AT THAT ONE GUY! HE WAS SCHWAMMING ME SO HARD!
Guy 2: woooah i feel bad for you bro.
guy 1: rage quits.
Guy Schwamming : EPIC WINNING *destroys everything*

Schwamming by Unicorn97681432 August 15, 2011