ham sandwich

refers to a comment by:
Former Chief Judge of the New York State Court of Appeals* Sol Wachtler in 1985**
about the overreaching ability of District/State's Attorneys to achieve indictments before Grand Juries.
*In New York State, the Supreme Court is the lowest, the Appellate Division is next, and the Court of Appeals is the highest.
**seven years after, he was indicted for sexual harassment and stalking... but I digress

"Even a modestly competent district attorney can get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich."

by Bob "A" September 26, 2005

Shit Sandwich

Two pieces of bread with shit in the middle.

You'll be lucky to get a shit sandwich to eat after what you've done.

by BB-Bob September 11, 2008

Soup-sandwich

A military term that describes the way a serviceman's uniform, or haircut looks.

"Recruit, what the hell is up with your hair, it looks like a fucking soup-sandwich!"

"Airman Langendorfer, you've got to be shitting me, your shoes look like a soup-sandwich!"

by NatePD May 18, 2010

Barnyard Testicle Sandwich

Double penetration, involving two men (usually of a country bumpkin background) performing intercourse with various barnyard livestock. The testes will grind upon one another while violating the animal.Alcohol and Truth or Dare usually help. Cows and sheep are recommended. Chickens, not so much.

Merle and Jeb were done drunker than shit, so I dared em to a barnyard testicle sandwich on old man bubba's farm. That there horse never got it so good.

by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 13, 2008

San Diego Shit Sandwich

A sexual accident which occurs when someone is performing cunnilingus on a female from the Baja region of Mexico. The female farts, which subsequently becomes a shart and the male ingests a portion of the stick suprise, much to his pleasure.

Hey dude, I had a delicious San Diego Shit Sandwich from Rosalita last night.

by GringoTENN January 19, 2009

sandwich

2 men penetrating a woman from both sides at the same time, vaginally and anally.

Peter and John sandwiched Mary.

by Krazy Kraut January 18, 2004

Tuna Sandwich

A sandwich nobody wants, but everyone eats.

OH! Look who wants a tuna sandwich now!

Sylar didn't want a tuna sandwich.

Sylar ate a tuna sandwich.

by Tom Argio March 28, 2008