Swamp Donkey

A nasty skank that you wouldnt touch... but under the influence may be tempted to wordchop.

She is a swamp donkey, but i would still chop her.

by Bill the Shetland Pony August 20, 2003

Swamp-cooler

(Must be sitting down in order for it to work properly)
After a hard days work or just the usual male doings, when the chode is humid and sweaty, he scoots to the edge of the chair or wherever he's sitting and finds a comfortable position. He then must spread his legs and move them inward and outward (moving knees towards each other), creating a breeze with his thighs. In turn, the air makes the swampy conditions of his grundle cool in temperature.

"My gooch is so sweaty right now...I need to do the swamp-cooler."

by Merick August 18, 2007

swamp yack

Usually refers to an extraordinarally ugly person.

NOTE: no matter how much alcohol you drink a swamp yack will never look good enough to take home.

She's a swamp yack

by Pierre Genereux April 24, 2003

Swamp rat

A large city resident who, due to smog pollution and over population, has mutated into rat-like behavior. Characteristics include: erratic driving, minuet patience, extreme cynicism, narcissism, ultra materialism, competitive without competition and shallow friendliness.

When driving on the freeway in the Los Angeles area, you easily spot a swamp rat, he's the guy in the BMW swerving in and out of lanes, tail gating or waiting until the last possible moment to merge so that he can get a whopping ten feet further in stop and go traffic.

by Ryno white September 1, 2013

buttercup swamp

a yellow tinged, heavily infected, swollen pit of a fanny. Usally caused by one of many sti's .

oh my fanny is reaking, it must be caused by that gang of tramps i let gang fuck me in that alley the other day.
you fanny is a buttercup swamp

by Big Ant May 24, 2006

swampballs

A bearded gnome that likes to drink beer.

Swampballs drank all our beer while we weren't looking.

by deco gecko June 6, 2009

The Swamp

Donald Trump's nickname for his colostomy bag.

Many people are cheering for Donald to drain "the swamp" on America, not fully understanding that they will be the recipients of the resulting trickle down fecalnomics.

by Truthseeking Otter December 7, 2016