Smooth brain

a very cute brain

Smooth brain:
my brain: smooth, no weinkls, cute, cant think=no sad

Wrinkle brain:
yuor brain: BUMPY WEIRD, GROSS WRINKLES, UGLY!!!!!!!!, THINKS! = SAD!!

by funky homesickle November 28, 2020

scooch

To use a small amount of liquid.Normally a little more than a splash.

How much juice do you want in the glass, ah just a quick scooch!

by Technofrog March 22, 2003

Scooch

Anyone or anything who acts, looks, or smells like a bacterially infected vagina, but most specifically a vagina with a yeast infection. Can also be used to describe any film covering or liquid that is damp, dirty, smelly, and soggy.

You sweltering scooch!
It smells like scooch in here.
There's scooch all over my ear.

by Wes and Sean September 21, 2005

scooch

the action of tailgating very tightly so no other car can get in front of you in a crowded situation on the road or parking lot after a game/graduation/etc

Seriously, did that guy just scooch me? Oh, I'm definitely getting in there and cutting him off.

Hey, you might want to scooch on up so that guy doesn't get in front of us.

Did that car just exhibit some scooching action?! Oh, no he didn't.

by ceg gangstas December 19, 2009

smoochy-boochy

Being all up in your kids business. Over-parenting or "helicopter" parenting.

"God, Karen is so smoochy-boochy with her kids, she never leaves them alone." Or "I'm not all smoochy-boochy with my kids, I don't obsess over them or live my life as if they were my only hobby."

by Conscientious Procrastinator January 11, 2012

Smoochie Daddy

When a really horny girl gets off by collecting the sweat from a fat man's folds into a cup, before proceeding to drink it in a sexual fashion. Can also be done vice-versa, although this would be called a "Smoochie Mommy".

Brittany: Hey Pete, can I perform a Smoochie Daddy on you? Pete: Sure Brittany, let me just lift up my shirt first. Brittany(After collecting and drinking the sweat): Mmm, tastes just like last week's. Pete: Well, why wouldn't it? I only ever shower once a year.

by Muferrucker June 12, 2017

smoothound

A forum whore who is "King of All Things Wrong" and often off-topic. Known to sometimes dance like a badger when exposed to alcohol. Occasionally contributes usefull posts to the forum.

Some infamous quotes.
"Turnip" - Smoothound
"I'm sure that will T-Cut out" - Smoothound (with regards to a write-off)
"Badger, Badger, Badger" - Smoothound (somewhere near Gaydon)

by Richard Griffiths May 6, 2005