slowth

Slowness. Generally sloth-like behavior, especially of computers or co-workers.

Caution: installation of too many Firefox add-ons may induce slowth.

by dml February 12, 2007

Slowalkia

A land where people who walk at a slow pace, preventing the people behind them to walk at a normal pace, hail from.

"Those two ladies are walking so slowly, they must be from Slowalkia."

"Hurry up guys, we're late for the movie. Are you from Slowalkia or something?"

by PhilsyFingers July 6, 2009

slowcock

A person that usually understands something 5 minutes after every one else. Or a person that consistently holds people up by foot, car or any other form of transportation.

Laura is a right slowcock, she had trouble understanding the joke so laughed three times....once pretending she got the joke, twice at the joke and a third at herself not getting the joke at first.

Laura was slowcocking on the country lane driving the other motorists up the wall!

by Big d 82 October 13, 2017

slowboating

The actions associated with a slowboat.

Anything a slowboat says, does, implies, or infers can be referred to as slowboating.

"I saw Josh at the park trying to prove that gravity isn't real. He's always up there slowboating."

by DarkShadowST September 13, 2018

Post-Slowed Jackass Syndrome

Occurs while driving. The vehicle in front of you is going below the speed limit (or is going the speed limit where everyone normally speeds), and the road doesn't permit you to pass them, so you become agitated. This builds up, and once you get to a point where you can pass them, you do so dramatically and accelerate hard past them, driving recklessly like a jackass for about 10 seconds before you calm down and return to normal.

Dude, I was going the speed limit. No reason to get Post-Slowed Jackass Syndrome.

by Paylardo November 3, 2010

Future Slowking

A person on your team who fucks up the whole game by getting hit by a car or any hittable, thus making the three people have to carry him. e.g Left 4 Dead 1 / Left 4 Dead 2. -Skilled <3's Scanty

Why didn't you dodge that car? You're such a future slowking (slowking)

by Skilled April 18, 2011

slowdown virginia

Tim Kasher's (lead singer of the band Cursive and the band the Good Life) old band that he had when he had from 93 to 95.

They were signed to Lumberjack Records (which is now known as Saddle-Creek Records).

I LOVE Slowdown Virginia! Tim sounds so good, but the lyrics are silly. You can see how much he's grown.

by Chelsea January 26, 2005