shreeyesh

the blackest nigger ever

as black as shreeyesh.

by kpro May 8, 2014

Shreveport

Aka The Port City. The largest city in north Louisiana and home to Terry Bradshaw and other assorted rednecks.

Joe- I'm from Shreveport

Steve - Who cares?

by geuax tigers January 13, 2011

Shreesh

Obscure slang for taking a dump. To be used in situations where you need to get the thought out quickly and can't use equally discrete statements like say "I gotta drop the kids off at the pool"

Oh man, too much pizza. I gotta shreesh.

by SkipOkane July 9, 2009

Shredder

A good snowboarder from the 80's!!!

this guy is a fucking shredder. He shreds down the line on his neon kemper laser board!

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

Dead Shredder

1. When a guy puts his hand on his Penis and his partner or whomever moves his arm, thus stroking his man meat with his hand.

2. To give someone a handjob with their own hand.

Jason Mewes demonstrated the Dead Shredder to Seth Rogen at the end of Zack and Miri Make A Porno.

by DJ Dingus January 16, 2010

Write a love letter to Shrek

To defecate; To void feces from the bowels; to void excrement from the bowels through the anus; to take a shit

I only had 15 minutes for break, so instead of taking a nice walk in the sunshine, I decided to write a love letter to Shrek.

by GQinthehizzouse June 12, 2011

Shredder aka Buckster

a corn-yellow toothed individual with droopy titties that snorts while laughing like a hyena @ the workplace. By night, the shredder earns her name by shredding male genital while going down on them with her massive buck teeth.

1.)last night i was with shredder aka buckster and she skinned my cock so bad with those fucking buck teeth. Fuckin buckster
2.)->"hey man, why's your peen bleedin?"
"i was with the shredski last night man"
->"damn that's buckster yeahhh"

by junit May 15, 2008