Shatner

To take a crap. Like Williams career in the crapper.

I gotta take a fat Shatner!

by AzNtrash August 10, 2009

Shatner

A hypothetical deity or saint responsible for interpolating lesbian love scenes into art, foreign, and / or independent film. Usually Shatner is invoked by male spectators during a long, boring spell in a film featuring beautiful women.

Our prayers to Shatner were all for naught , for though it was intimated several times, Liv and Bibbi never got it on in Persona.

by condour August 5, 2003

shattered(to pull a)

to accidently delete your own account by putting your own name in the entry field thats clearly says "delete account"

aka being polish

phew, I almost pulled a shattered, but then I seen the big red button that said "delete account" and decieded not to click it

by Nate January 12, 2004

shatluck

1. error in passport processing that results in excessive fees imposed by the US Dept of state. 2. state of amazement in an improbable situation.

1. I wanted to goto Cancun but i got the shatluck treatment. 2. I eat 4000 calories a day and can't break a buck-40 in the wieght dept, what a shatluck.

by lifesaver82 June 18, 2009

Shatice

is black

"Shatice is black"

by Person is a person May 8, 2010

Shattle

A combination of the words shat + tattle. To tell a person about someone else's dump or blowing up of a bathroom.

Frank: "I didn't even go into the bathroom yesterday, but I could smell Brett blowing it up in there!"
Tom: "Didn't you shattle on Bill last week? These guys are gross!"

by fhoenyx March 16, 2018

shate

A shit mate. A shate will not cherish one's friendship and will occasionally piss people off.

Guy: I told you not to fuck her brudda!
Guy2: yeah sorry man, I'm a shate

by TheHairyGreekWoman July 4, 2011