shatluck

1. error in passport processing that results in excessive fees imposed by the US Dept of state. 2. state of amazement in an improbable situation.

1. I wanted to goto Cancun but i got the shatluck treatment. 2. I eat 4000 calories a day and can't break a buck-40 in the wieght dept, what a shatluck.

by lifesaver82 June 18, 2009

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Shitluck

An occurance or series of events of an incredibly fucked up nature.

Guy:I got beat up, girlfriend gave me warts then dumped me, got evicted and fired in the same day and now my dog died!
Guy2: Shitluck.

by Mike Hawk Fitzwel August 31, 2009

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Shitluck

Jason Choi '02, Swarthmore College. Phi Psi member who jumped out a second-story window in his first full weekend at college.

Did you hear that Shitluck jumped out of a second-story Wharton window?

by Baller-Ass Nigga October 1, 2004

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shotluck

Similar to a potluck, but with all attendees bringing a different form of alcohol.

I was going to bring four loko to the shotluck on friday but since they banned it I'm hoarding that shit.

by 612WharfAvenue December 8, 2010

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SHATTUCK

After stroking your shaft, you squeeze the tip untill it turns bright red filling with blood while exploding into your own mouth. Then quoting gonavy.com

I really need a shattuck tonight. Go shattuck yourself.

by craigslistbootyslayer November 17, 2010

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shattuck

1) When you tuck your shirt back into your pants after just having shat (taken a shit).
2) One of the main streets in Berkeley, CA.

Buddy: "Isn't it weird how Berkeley named its main street after the act of rearranging your clothing after taking a shit?"
Guy: "Not weird at all. When you walk down the street you're guaranteed to see at least one bum pooping out in the open, so seeing a shattuck is pretty common on Shattuck Ave."

by Nicholas D October 14, 2019

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