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shatluck 

1. error in passport processing that results in excessive fees imposed by the US Dept of state. 2. state of amazement in an improbable situation.
1. I wanted to goto Cancun but i got the shatluck treatment. 2. I eat 4000 calories a day and can't break a buck-40 in the wieght dept, what a shatluck.
shatluck by lifesaver82 June 18, 2009
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Shitluck 

An occurance or series of events of an incredibly fucked up nature.
Guy:I got beat up, girlfriend gave me warts then dumped me, got evicted and fired in the same day and now my dog died!
Guy2: Shitluck.
Shitluck by Mike Hawk Fitzwel August 31, 2009
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Shitluck 

Jason Choi '02, Swarthmore College. Phi Psi member who jumped out a second-story window in his first full weekend at college.
Did you hear that Shitluck jumped out of a second-story Wharton window?
Shitluck by Baller-Ass Nigga October 1, 2004

shotluck 

Similar to a potluck, but with all attendees bringing a different form of alcohol.
I was going to bring four loko to the shotluck on friday but since they banned it I'm hoarding that shit.
shotluck by 612WharfAvenue December 8, 2010

SHATTUCK 

After stroking your shaft, you squeeze the tip untill it turns bright red filling with blood while exploding into your own mouth. Then quoting gonavy.com
I really need a shattuck tonight. Go shattuck yourself.
SHATTUCK by craigslistbootyslayer November 17, 2010

shattuck 

1) When you tuck your shirt back into your pants after just having shat (taken a shit).
2) One of the main streets in Berkeley, CA.
Buddy: "Isn't it weird how Berkeley named its main street after the act of rearranging your clothing after taking a shit?"
Guy: "Not weird at all. When you walk down the street you're guaranteed to see at least one bum pooping out in the open, so seeing a shattuck is pretty common on Shattuck Ave."
shattuck by Nicholas D October 14, 2019

shattuck 

A guy from Boston with an extremely large head who spits while he speaks , and exxagerates his Arrr's....
Hey Shattuck take your big ass head and Parrrrk your ass out of the way..
shattuck by greekarican September 7, 2005
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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