rusty zipper

A man who suffers from premature ejaculation.

Nice guy but the sex was crap, he was a rusty zipper.

by Sarah Monaghan August 31, 2006

rusty fish hook

when your having sex doggie style and you stick your finger in her ass and reach around n grab her by the cheek and pull

oh baby oh baby mmmm yes n the ass thats right, "god shut the fuck up" what r u doing?? "open up" thats right bitch eat shit n shut up take that rusty fish hook

by gunn420469 June 17, 2010

rusty train

When you shit in someones mouth, then receive a blowjob from that person.

"Man, she sure gives a mean rusty train."

by butt_sex December 6, 2009

The rusty tugboat

The rusty tugboat is when you hammer a nail into a 2by and also on to a womens ass cheek.You then proceed to drag her around the house by it while you masterbate..

"I tried to give this chick the rusty tugboat but the nails kept comeing out of her ass cheek"

by Big feces May 16, 2008

Rusty nuts

A person with red hair, a ginge.

Oi! You! Rusty nuts!

by StrokeCity September 19, 2005

Rusty Teabag

Ram a slut up the dinnerdumper in the piledriver position till she is gapped
Lower ur balls into her shitpipe and viciously poke her pussy with ur knob

that fat slut was so wasted i gave her an ol' rusty teabagin

by jdtgg April 25, 2008

rusty spoon

a word that symbolises someone who has not had any sexual intercourse for a long period of time, thus affected his skill in the bedroom, or having sexual intercourse.

jessica: make love to me.

dan: okay, but i doubt youll enjoy it as much as you used to, i havnt had sex in a long time, so im a bit of a rusty spoon now.

jessica: nevermind then.

by neox273 May 15, 2009