Shick

A word used to describe the male genatalia covered in fecal matter as a result of anal sex
(otherwise known as a shitty dick)
dan: dude, i heird you and your girlfriend are experimenting with anal.

sam: yeah, i got one hell of a shick.

dan: ew..
by neox273 May 15, 2009
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rusty spoon

a word that symbolises someone who has not had any sexual intercourse for a long period of time, thus affected his skill in the bedroom, or having sexual intercourse.
jessica: make love to me.

dan: okay, but i doubt youll enjoy it as much as you used to, i havnt had sex in a long time, so im a bit of a rusty spoon now.

jessica: nevermind then.
by neox273 May 15, 2009
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