red rosy

This highly painful physical ailment occurs when one's diarrhea is so putrid and acidic that it corrodes the asshole, oftentimes causing bleeding and a red ring around the said orifice.

His awkward position while sitting was caused by his chronic case of red rosy.

by holyshiite November 12, 2010

Red Lipstick

When a male dog's penis unsheathes, it resembles the action of someone twisting red lipstick, also because a dog's penis is red.

Dude #1: Your dog totally unsheathed on me when I pet him!

Dude #2: Well, he wanted to give you his red lipstick!

by poophed October 12, 2013

red ass

In sports usage: A player that is always pissed off. Usually said off an outstanding player when anything short of perfection isn't good enough. If Randy Johnson gets a win, he should have struck out 15, or have thrown a shut-out, or a no hitter. Basically a red ass is never pleased with his or his teammates performance on most occasions.

Player A: What's eating him, he just went 3 for 4 and we're only a game out of first?

Player B: He's such a red ass that even if he went 5 for 5 and we were 10 games in first he still wouldn't crack a smile.

by speedork August 18, 2006

red dawn

By far the most awesome of the legal drugs you can buy at your local head shop. It's kinda like liquid shrroms, and EX combined, your fist time YOU WILL TRIP YOU FUCKING BALLS OFF
AKA: red scourge, ol' red, RD, Dawn, liquid EX

fuck taking the recomended dosage of 3 to 5 cap-fulls JC rocks out to RD by taking half the damn bottle
Morg: Dude, JC you allright?
JC: fuck yeah... i downed like an entire bottle of Red dawn, and i'm tripping mah bawlz off, nucka... *throw up* uhhh.... I hate the spins...

by john September 24, 2005

red hot riplets

murphy lee's chips

I need some kool-aid....with my red hot riplets!

by Yayo January 2, 2004

Red Robot

A local band formed in Redding, California that played shows between 2001 and 2005. Inspired by bands like Fugazi, Radiohead, and At the Drive-In, the Red Robot is considered by many Northern California local music enthusiasts to be the best band to come out of Redding in memorable history. Band members were Tatton White (guitar/vocals), Mat Calderon(guitar/keyboard/vocals), Adam Prado(bass) and Noah G. Prado(drums). The Red Robot broke up in August of 2005, when Tatton White left the band to attend college.

I sweat so much during the last Red Robot show, I had to burn my Radiohead shirt afterwards.

by Evan D October 10, 2005

red sox fans

The team with the most ridiculous, stupid, bandwagon, don't know their ass from their mouths fans in all of sports. Here's the problem with red sox fans: You win a couple times and all the sudden you think the whole sports world needs to bow down to you. They are a bunch of contradicting fans that think they KNOW EVERYTHING. They rip on the Yankees and their fans thinking it makes them look superior, but it makes them look SO STUPID! They have such loud mouths for a team that hasn't won much in their history. They spend their entire days trying to find ways to put the Yankees down, almost bully like. And we all know that bullies do that because they feel incompetent and have low self-confidence. They're also the team that doesn't know how to win properly. The Yankees in their years won with grace, sportsmanship and pride. The Red Sox win with disgusting sportsmanship and gross actions (ex. dancing on the yankee dugout after you beat them in game 7 in 2004. Smoking cigars and dancing on busch field after you beat the cardinals). Find me a Yankee player that did that in Fenway Park and tell me all of Boston wouldn't be up in arms. Plain and Simple: Boston fans have a lot to learn. Their like a really disrespectful and immature child. They need to grow up.

"The worst fans in all of baseball are red sox fans."

by c972347023 March 11, 2009