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Test firing the rape cannon

to masturbate or jerk your gherkin.
Test firing the rape cannon is recommended by many doctors.
by Crreeddss November 3, 2008
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Self-Induced Rape

The act of masturbating one’s self when flaccid.
Person 1: Who do you think raped that guy?
Person 2: It was self-induced rape.
Dun! Dun!
by TylerStone696969 August 29, 2019
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Jail bait rape

When a girl who's under age of lies about her age, put on make up, getting an fake ID, being an underage stripper or prostitute without telling the John etc.
She lied about her age on an dating app;
Jail bait rape his; Now, that 18 year old is in jail for sleeping with a 17 year old
by EmJayee September 24, 2020
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Bottom-Rape

The act of one man forcing another to anally penetrate him. Bottom-raping distinguishes itself from ass-raping through its etymology: the partner who is penetrated in gay sex is referred to as 'the bottom'; therefore, having another penetrate you against their own volition is a separate, yet equally terrifying, form of rape.
Jeff doesn't care that the guy he wants to hook up with is straight, so Jeff plans to get him drunk and bottom-rape him.
by ryaninthecouv June 21, 2006
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bro rape

Bro Rape is a terrible type of rape that is going on in most colleges today. Bro's, which are 18 to 25 year old males who wear popped collars, upside down visors, listen to Jack Johnson and Dave Mattews, and watch Family Guy, are tragically targeted for sexually explicit acts that can ruin lives.
Bro 1: hey bro you wanna chill we can play some gamecube drink some natty ice and listen to jack johnson.
Person 1: FUCK NO!! BRO RAPE!!
by maximeliaum October 28, 2007
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rainbow rape

Often refers to a slightly deranged group or club who derives pleasure and becomes high from virtually raping symbols which denote happiness, etc, rainbows, bunnies, smiley faces.
"So, you guys, up for another round of rainbow rape?"
"Um... not really, no."
by Rainbow Rapist February 2, 2009
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National Rape Day

POV: you’re an incel and a fucking idiot

seriously though, this shit is absolutely disgusting, how mentally deficient do you have to be to think this is ok? (this being, for those who don’t know, a ‘holiday’ where it’s ‘legal’ ((no the fuck it’s not.)) to rape/sexually assault people.)
some dude idk: “yay! guys, today is National Rape Day!”

me: *literally beats him to death lol*
by tooth_overlord April 19, 2021
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