poop crystals

the invisible shit that clings to everything in the bathroom after dumping

i had to put my tooth brush in a bag so the poop crystals wouldn't get stuck on it.

by ghost on ya August 13, 2009

poop scab

Noun

1. A generic insult implying stupidity, laziness or uselessness.

Origin: the brown fecal residue on underwear; synonym for "skid mark"

How has that poop scab not got his ass fired yet?

Hey! Poop scab! Get over here, we're starting the game!

by Xander1588 July 19, 2010

poop

Forbidden Play-doh that is produced naturally by your own ass!

Timmy you don’t need play-doh, you have your poop to play with!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 21, 2021

Poop face

If ur reading this I’m gonna chop you up you fat shit

Fucking poop face

by WhiteBoyyeknow21 February 18, 2022

Fizzy poop

When you have diarrhea so extreme that your asshole dry heaves everything out, leaving you with fizz dripping from the anus; thus being called, a fizzy poop. More severe than the beer shits.

After all the cheap draft beer last night I woke up suffering from the fizzy poops.

by BabyPhall January 1, 2009

Trust Poop

An act in which two friends, lean against each other (back to back) so as to provide support while taking a poop. You can't see if your bro is going to stand up and leave you to fall into his fresh pile of shit, but you trust him not to.

Dude we should take a trust poop in this field!

by wjodjfs November 4, 2011

dad poop

A ridiculous amount of time spent in the bathroom to get away from a nagging wife and annoying kids. 80% of these 'poops' do not result in actual poop.

Mooom where's dad?

In the bathroom taking another dad poop to get away from you

by Tackettttt October 13, 2017