Pokimaned

When an individual you trust betrays you for their own personal gain or convenience

A: She leaked our DMs and acted like I was the one who cheated. Is she fucking serious?

B: Damn bro thats tough. She really just pokimaned you...

by mitos November 25, 2020

enviro-poke

Driver of a hybrid car who consitently travels well below the speed limit, smugly showing off how much fuel they're saving, while continually holding up other drivers.

"I don't think we're going to make it on time. That enviro-poke in the Prius just won't get out of the way."

by west-coaster December 19, 2007

ghetto pokemon

People who can be heard outside one's window on a city morning, repeating the same words over and over again; "N---...N___", "Yo, yo, yo", "Sup, Sup, Suuup!", etc.

"An alarm clock? Don't need one. Ghetto Pokemon wake me up at 4AM on a Sunday."

or

"Damn Ghetto Pokemon! I'm trying to sleep".

by Cionadh March 26, 2011

pokemorph

A character that is an anthropomorphicpokemon.

Pokemorphs make up a small percentage of furries.

by Feathered Ratboy August 30, 2005

Pokemon polyamory

A particularly prevalent form of polyamory wherein polyamorous people will engage in sexual dalliances with many people who are not their primary partners for no reason aside from because they can. Due to the absence of any standards in their pursuit of sexual partners, their actions make them resemble a Pokemon trainer. Gotta catch 'em all!

An example of a conversation addressing someone engaging in Pokemon polyamory:

Guy 1: Dude, you're dating like fifteen girls, eight of which are ugly, three of which are married and one of which only has one leg. What the hell?

Guy 2: Love is not a finite resource! Shut up!

Guy 1: Love is also not a game of Pokemon and you do not have to catch 'em all! Damn!

Guy 2: You are SO paleocultural.

Guy 1: I hate you.

by mr. pathogen July 1, 2008

Rum and Poke

An effective universal technique that should/may result in a Poke and Run-- best used on a Rum Slut, Rum Bunny or a PamelaJane-- if to much Rum and Coke is administered one should resusitate with a Poke and Choke or anal Probe, the Third Option or if time permits one could move right onto a Double Dip, Double Penetration or Tag Team--the options are infinite

PamelaJane loves the ol rum and poke.

by ARCTICMAN February 6, 2008

pokemon

A cool game that should've just been left by itself. If the creators had ANY SENSE, they never would've made the gay show or the stupid card game to go along with it.

The pokemon games are cool. The show and cards are gay.

by Rachel June 5, 2004