Academic Pick me

A person that doesn’t put in any effort at school or work and then complains when they are failing.

Jason: why am I failing English?
Katie: you haven’t read the book and you haven’t even started the paper that’s due tomorrow.
Jason: but I don’t understand why I’m failing!
Katie: It’s because your an Academic Pick me!

by Virum69.99 February 2, 2023

Chickin pickin

Eddie Van Halen’s guitar playing between the time periods 6:15-6:29 in the song “Pleasure Dome.” Very light, fast, and requires excellent guitar “picking” skills.

“There goes Eddie chickin pickin again.”
“How on earth does he do that??”

by stinky-poop-fart March 12, 2023

dick pick

basically a toothpick but it's for your tip.

there was some cum on my tip, so i used a dick pick to get it out !

by Youngboyonpornhub June 16, 2023

Lewis Pickersgill

A sexy genius, who is fond of potatoes and has an unsupported hatred for sweet potatoes.

Lewis Pickersgill is an absolute G.

by Not Rags April 10, 2023

Mr.Picket

Mr Picket is the only person who works at UMA who genuinly gives a fuck about the students. His room is a safe space and it is the only good time you have to get homework done. He asks how your doing and gives you advice on how to fix your life. He has done almost everything a human can do and is a walking google.

Mr.Picket is such a pimp, he cant stop pulling bitches.

by wedgiewalker May 3, 2023

Cherry Picking

Cherry Picking, is the act of going out of your way to make something look bad.

It involves highlighting isolated instances or minor details to create a skewed or misleading impression about something, typically to make it appear worse than it actually is.

In essence, cherry picking involves taking a small part of a larger picture and using it out of context to support a negative or biased view, which can be misleading and unfair. It's important to consider all relevant information and context when forming an opinion or making an argument to avoid falling into the trap of cherry picking.

John: Bro GTA IV is not even realistic, Niko eats a whole burger in one bite
Evan: Are you serious right now. thats cherry picking at its finest.

by Justabloke83 September 8, 2023

Loser Gets to Pick Up

What you say to the winner of a board game when they are celebrating right before you walk away.

Carolyn: I won! In your face!

You: Whatever, loser gets to pick up. *walks away*

by Plaid Drapes January 21, 2014