Pick me ass bitch.

Pick me ass bitch is someone who likes to act like everyone else in hope that they'll gain a friend/boyfriend/girlfriend. Tries too hard to be everyone's friend. Always underneath someone's ass and is willing to make others look dumb just to be around someone's company.

Him: Who here is a virgin?
Her: Me, I've never even sucked dick before.
Another guy:That's a pick me ass bitch.

by Xim, the Poisonous bitch. August 13, 2017

When in doubt pick c

What everyone tells yo to do if you have no idea what to do on a multiple choice question

Dan: Fuck this questions hard i don't know what to pick, but i de3finately know it's not c

TT: tha fuck u talkin bout, every answer on my test is c, u know how it goes: When in doubt pick c! write that shit down!

dan: but......

TT: do it nigga!

by yung-reap March 30, 2009

lollipop pick up

A stripper term about picking up a lollipop with her pussy. The lollipop is placed in a johns(client) mouth and as he bites the base of the lollipop the stripper moves up and down on the part you would suck on until she signals him to stop biting it then she stands up with the lollipop inside of her.
There are 2 ways to finish the first is by simply throwing the lollipop away the second is if the john asks for it back he sucks it like usual so that he may taste her juices.

"Here's ten bucks man go get a lollipop pick up"

by Kyle Rx October 25, 2008

Clando Pick

Making the best of a shitty siutation caused by one's own incompetence;

Derives from Lando Calrissian's decision to turn Han Solo over to Darth Vader in order to save his own skin;

Commonly used to describe the first waiver pick in a fanatsy football league, to signify the most impotent draft and/or worst team/owner in the league at that particular time;

From the Latin "electio clando"

Curtis drafted 4 quarterbacks and no running backs. The only way he can hope to salvage his season is with the Clando pick.

by Stu Price September 25, 2009

tooth pick

a very very skinny looking person

look at that tooth pick over there.

by peter griffin in yo face November 15, 2011

Pricknic

When all of the pricks are gathered together at one place.

Drake: Hey Nick, did you go to Joey's party?
Nick: Nah, I heard it would be a total pricknic.

by Cheybby October 19, 2011

Lottery Pick

A prospect who is marrying material and possesses many if not all the attributes you'd want in a partner

Chris- Damn! Not only does that girl look good, she's got a personality to match

Keith- Lottery Pick!!

by KillaKeith608 July 15, 2011