tom pooley

a Blake Harrison look-a-like in the bournemouth area. the actor is most well known for the character Neil in the inbetweeners

that tom pooley, hes a lad

by s.Rai March 4, 2010

Noodle pool

A gay porn featuring all straight men who are not allowed to take viagra or have their women get them hard.

I rented 'noodle pool' last night and expected to see some hard core gay porn. Instead, I watched 30 straight men stand around in a pool and be embarrassed because they were flaccid. FML.

by Liza M. June 9, 2010

Kiddie-pool player

A player of a board or card game that acts immaturely. E.G. Tries to take back moves, Rubs winning in, Berates themselves or others for losing.

Kiddie-pool player: FUCK, I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THAT. WHY AM I SUCH A RETARD?!?

Player 1:Go play in the Kiddie-pool.

Player 2: Yeah, you're being a real kiddie-pool player.

by Shiftymruzik July 15, 2010

gene pool monopoly

When one's family tree resembles a straight line - there is a clearly defined line running down to up but nothing much intersecting to provide movement to the left or right. This phenomenon is most commonly observed in eastern Utah and parts of the Deep South - those other pockets do exist.

Dude, welcome to Utah County, home of the Sister Wives. Hey, I might be a redneck, but even I'm not down with gene pool monopoly. Get me the hell out of this Truman Show.

by Lovell from UT November 5, 2010

Mexican Pool Party

When a man ejaculates in the palm of another's hand.

He gave me a Mexican Pool Party, then I had to wash my hands because they were sticky.

by combatvet2008 November 7, 2010

boosh pool

or pool of bullshit, when someone lies more then once in one conversation

Guy 1: I'm going to tell her I have a job, a car, and my own place.

Guy 2: You better hope she doesn't find out your boosh pooling her.

by Brick19 July 11, 2011

Grant Pool

One who does for another, without expecting anything else in return besides acceptance, and is always concerned with his image.

He was totally a grant pool when his idol Weston was around.

by CHAZ&TAMMARA October 26, 2011