ponta

Has a big dick and are as sexy as Jorge

Girl: Look it's Ponta i want him inside me

by Lixn December 11, 2016

pongez

When you fuck a girl and her pussy smells and it's pungent

"Your pussy smells pongez.",
"I'm sorry I haven't showered in a week".

by The Craftynator June 8, 2018

ponropat

A silly goose who eats lots of ass

Wow that boi jay is a ponropat

by Michael Cornbread November 4, 2018

Poncho Up

Put on a condom. Sheath up. Slip on a raincoat. Don the rubber.

I hooked up with Ashleigh last night. Did you poncho up? No why? Better go ahead and make a doctor appointment.

I always poncho up before having sex with a prostitute.

My mom found my stash of rubbers. She told my dad but he was glad that I knew to poncho up.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Ponypoke

So it looks like I came up with a new word.

Ponypoke: a quick 2 finger jab to the anus, in retaliation to an inappropriate dirty-talk, during sex.

So it looks like I came up with a new word.

Ponypoke: a quick 2 finger jab to the anus, in retaliation to an inappropriate dirty-talk, during sex.

Ex: Matt, in his best sex-talker voice, called Lauren "thick" while doing the dirty. She replied with a ponypoke that made him see stars.

Take that ponypoke, Matt! You may want to be called thick, but that's no way to talk to a lady.

by Creamowheat May 9, 2019

Pond Dolphin

endangered. that’s it. that’s all.

The pond dolphins! They’re endangered!

by lonely Christian June 5, 2019

pondarty

A party with a pond, usually in a backyard. Everyone chills in the pond because it’s just a ratchet hot tub.

Hottubarties suck, I like pondarties.
I’m getting wasted with some turtles tonight at Amelia’s pondarty!

by mostachloe March 31, 2019