The perfect union

The Constitution of the United States of America was trying to create the perfect union. The constitution's goal was to establish justice, promote wellbeing, and create liberty now and forever.

The United States, founding father, American Revolution, the perfect union

by Yes, we know. April 6, 2009

Weaver Academy for the performing and visual arts

Weaver academy is young magnet school that operates as both a performing/visual arts school and a technical careers school.

There's a strong sense of school spirit for both PVA (performing and visual arts) kids and the CTE (career and technical) kids.

The school colors are maroon and silver. The school animal is a Beaver, Otter, Octopi, or an Eagle depending on the day and the person your talking to. It doesn't really matter though because there are no sports , except for Ultimate Frisbee and sometimes basketball.

Weaver has some of the best art programs in the area with several honors and awards as well as state and national competition accomplishments. Weaver does a yearly volunteer program for special needs students.

Oh, and of course Weaver academy drama's best freind are Pinecrest Drama kids. Weaver Art kids are best friend with Elsewhere. And All of weaver is best friend with everyone.

Traditional Weaver Academy for the performing and visual arts jokes:

Weaver Drama kids do it better on stage.

Weaver voice kids do it better with a microphone.

Dancers do it better in leotards.

Art kids do it better in the gallery.

Piano kids do it better with pianos.

Strings kids do it better with strings.

Music production does it better with headphones.

by Huludanshad November 22, 2009

a perfect circle

A band that started out as a side project of tool that turned out to become a little bit better. Not a lot but enough for anyone to notice the difference. Problbly my favorite band with korn in a close second.

Perfect circle rocks!

by Anti rapper June 29, 2004

Picture Perfect

When someone alters a picture on their facebook or myspace page to make themselves look better then they really are. Often used as a way to make themselves hotter, or make themselves look like they have met someone or done something that they really haven't.

Me: hey i like your myspace picture
you: oh yeah, it's totally picture perfect.

Me: really?.. I hate you

by Mmhmm, I've got class January 31, 2010

The Perfect Storm

When 2 or more people release a rancid fart in a close proximity to each other.

dude, roll down the windows, we've just created the perfect storm!

by zwon December 17, 2008

Perfect -gasm

A Perfect -gasm is the -gasm a guy with a Perfect Dick has.

I suck the Perfect -gasms out of Matt's Perfect Dick!

by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021

perfect gentleman

The "perfect gentleman" is a man who has so much respect for women that instead of seeking sex, insists on having test tube babies with an attractive partner.

This man also most likely is a person who pees without ever touching his penis.

Perfect Gentleman: "Phwoar! You're hot! I'd love to fertilise your eggs!"
Attractive woman: *strange look*

by amulet_1972 October 20, 2008