penis meat

The actual substance that makes up the Penis and is the tastiest part. Commonly referred to as the shaft.

She was eating my Penis meat all night long.

by Bigbrownnigger420 January 17, 2018

Penis Cum

When you Rub Rub on your pp and white sticky stuff comes out

Me: *rubs rubs*
Penis: *Creates penis cum*

by LoliHentaiCool January 27, 2021

llama penis

A term usually used to define an elderly man that you are having sex with if their penis is hairy and the hair is white. Is also the genitalia of a male llama.

Last night, I fucked a llama penis.

by CrotchLlamas June 1, 2017

pebble penis

Smallest classification of penis.
Smaller than a tiny penis or micro penis.
Barely classified as a penis it is so small.
Small penile bump protruding from a male's pubic area.

"Did you bang Morris?"
"No, he had a pebble penis, it would have been impossible!"

by blamblamglam December 10, 2013

penis mache

Formed by quickly wrapping a tissue around your member right after sex so you can slide off the bed without dripping excess semen all over the place. By the time you reach the edge of the bed and attempt to remove the tissue to clean up, the semen soaked paper has glued itself to your member much like paper mache and it can be extremely difficult to remove all the little bits.

"Damn it, I wallpapered my dick again just to avoid staining the sheets. Gonna need a chisel to remove this dried penis mache. "

by eyesee63 November 23, 2013

Penis Peeker

One who sneaks peeks at males genitalia.

I was walking out of the shower when that penis peeker took a look at the angle of my dangle.

by Spence da Peek December 9, 2006

penis lord

A man with the strongest dong

He is the ultimate penis lord.

by Dank Definitions January 8, 2018