hug job

A normal hug, but called a "hug job" in order to make the other person feel awkward

Dude, come here and give me a big hug job!

by laurkim June 1, 2010

slayer job

Referring to the popular game Halo 3, this is possibly the most enjoyable experience a man can have. A slayer job is a blow job while playing a match of Halo, specifically a Slayer match.

"Yo greg bryan got a slayer job"

"lucky. were just playin halo by ourselves like fags. some sausage fest this is"

by asdfasdfs February 23, 2009

Flash Job

A hand job given with a rave glove while a strobe light is shining on your shlong, with the song "Flashing lights- Kanye west" playing

Bro, last night at the party that slut i was with all night gave me a flash job.

this one time during a flash job, i spouged all over her gloves

by oqueefe November 5, 2011

side-job

Getting a handjob while both people are naked laying on their sides.

He was getting a side-job last night while on his side.

by RoRoSaurus November 11, 2011

Russian Job

A slang term for titty fuck. To thrust the penis in between a woman's breasts, simulating intercourse.

I hooked up with this girl the other night, and she gave me a Russian Job! It was amazing!

by loop zoop June 7, 2017

point job

To point at a target with one's index finger in a mocking gesture while simulating jerkin' off with the other hand and making orgasmic faces and grunts (Typically done when intoxicated) Abbreviation: "pj" Plural: "pjs"

As we walked by some tools we passed on the street, we gave a couple of point jobs to let em know what we thought of them.

by Chet Liedl December 19, 2003

blow job

What happens to experimental 12-year-old boys if left alone around a vacuum cleaner for extended periods of time.

Prepubescent boys all know where to get good blow jobs--the utility closet.

by Lyra April 16, 2006