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Whadda ya need help for?

Invented by Jeff Mcrae (see: Jeff Mcrae), "Whadda ya need help for?" is the ultimate act of humor in a computer class/lab. While someone works on a computer, reach over and press the F1 key (or other Help File hot key) to open the program's help menu, while saying "Whadda ya need help for?" in a sarcastic manner.
Also, there is a delayed "Whadda ya need help for?" This is done when the user is away from the computer and F1 is pressed. When the user gets back, often moving the mouse out from a screen saver, the Help File/Menu is open, and the "Jeff Mcrae" says "Whadda ya need help for?"

"Whadda ya need help for?" is often used in conjunction with zings.
Andrew: *Working on the computer, turns head to the left*

Jeff(from the right): *Runs up and presses F1 and runs away laughing* "Whadda ya need help for?!~!?"

Andrew: "Bastard!!"
by Jimmi April 11, 2005
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Needling

To needle is to perform the act of sticking a needle down your own penis. Men do this for pleasure. Some men using utensils other than needles, ranging from paperclips, to knives, to even toothpicks. Toothpicks are not advised however, because some splinters can break off inside the urethra and cause intense pain.
Cleff:"Hey, do you wanna have a Needle Circle today?"
Jebediah:"Hell yeah! I got this new bomb ass needling pencil I wanna try out!"
by DirtyGoolash May 21, 2010
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needler

the pink stuff
that explodes
and
hurts
used mostly in halo
but may be found outside somewhere else
in the real world
Guy 1-hey dude whats u-wait. Whats that?
guy 2-its a needler
guy 1- u make it yourself?
guy 2-no dipshit i found it...fucking retard...
guy 1-say it to my face damnit
guy 2-ill say this
*pulls trigger*
*hundreds of pink needles come out*
guy 1-aaaaa my eye!
by 8108 June 25, 2005
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Need for Speed

Same as amphetamine.

Used on streets to define whether you have a need for amphetamine or not.


......ummm its also a game........
"I've got need for speed"
"So you're on amphetamine?"
by 100% ownage December 9, 2004
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Needle Beaver

Guy with a skinny or thin penis
Can be used as a noun or a verb
Noun: He is such a Needle Beaver!
Verb: I totally Needle Beavered Michelle last night!
by Megan the Incredible February 28, 2008
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needing a lumberjack

when something has gone far past being able to nip at the bud, and needs something immense to break it off
He won't stop talking to me! I will be needing a lumberjack!
by dwright935 May 27, 2009
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Needlework

An art of guitar play mainly focusing on precise, hardcore breakdowns; rhythmatic heavy guitar solo with a slow beat involving steady and fast pased drum.

Term derived from one mans inference of Emmure's EP The Complete Guide To Needleworking.
Emmure has put out 3 albums (Goodbye To The Gallows (2007), The Respect Issue (2008), Fellony (2009)) following their EP (The Complete Guide To Needleworking). Every album (mainly their EP) consists of heavy breakdowns (needlework) throughout generally every song.
by fuckthatnoiseScarecrow November 7, 2009
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