Mustang

Verb. To procrastinate or put off work (ideally paperwork), until you have a gun pointed at your head, often in the hand of a blonde underling.

1) I have been mustanging on that essay.

2) Man, he is such a mustang!

by Riza March 8, 2005

mustank

A moniker of derision for the Ford Mustang. Combines the reek of the Mustang with the word stank.

Look at that Mustank just sit there. I hear that Mo-FO flooring it but nothing's happening ha ha haaaaa!

by FORD is da beeeeyotch! July 15, 2003

Handlebar Mustache

It looks like and ordinary mustache except that once it hits the edge of the lip it goes straight down to the chin, though length may vary it does not connect once below the chin.

"This handlebar mustache is the best for giving Mustache Rides."

by YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH September 6, 2012

Mustang

A car, that no matter how much it tries, will never keep up with an equal Camaro. Go ahead and talk about your Cobras, forced induction doesn't make an equal race...put a supercharger on a Camaro and the Mustang gets it handed to him again...

Notice how after the Camaro came around, it was always leading the way in body redesigns. The Mustang always changed their body style one year after the Camaro. It just goes to show that the Mustang is a FOLLOWER, NOT A LEADER!!!

Damn, I thought my Mustang was fast, I kicked the shit out of those Hondas, but that Camaro just SMOKED me!

by A-Teezy! December 28, 2005

australian mustache

Finely trimmed pubic hair on a man or a woman.

Your mother's skirt was so short I could see her australian mustache.

by Capt. Morgan March 11, 2007

got cum mustache?

when a girl is finishing sucking on the johnson...the man pulls out and sprays a fine line of semen all over the mouth of the women in the style of the got milk commercials.

u got a nice got cum mustache? there.

by beverly sex June 11, 2006

Mustang

Made by FORD
F - Found
O - On
R - Road
D - Dead

Every car made by ford is a death trap!! examples.. Ford Aerostar (you know... the ugly square van) ignition switch will some how spark and catch on fire!
Ford Explore - tires some how blow and the car flips over!! hmm.... Ford tried to blame Firestone for this when the put passenger tires on a SUV!!
Ford Focus - Pretty much everything is wrong with this thing!! i know a Ford mechanic and he hates working on this piece of shiet!

by jerbear December 9, 2003