Double mustard

A sex act that involves three individuals, usually three males, and includes one performing manual stimulation of the penises (hand jobs) of the others simultaneously to ejaculation onto their face or into their mouth.

My favorite way to end a threesome is with a perfectly timed double mustard.

by Itsahelmet April 21, 2023

Ford Mustard

A joke about a Ford Mustang being yellow (because mustard is yellow). Don’t worry; all yellow mustangs are Ford Mustards! Any type, any year. ITS A FORD MUSTARD

Hey, look at that Ford Mustard over there!

by W1MPYKD June 4, 2023

funky black mustard

the final product of poorly maintained bodily cheeses.

"I wouldn't go down on him cause he was trafficking too much funky black mustard under that foreskin" said Tam.

by Funkweazle October 22, 2011

police baby mustache

When a police officer pulls over a woman/man and eats their ass out in exchange for a warning. During, the "victim" poops and squirts a "police baby mustache" on the officer.

"Sargent, you were clean shaven this morning, is that a police baby mustache?"

by Nene78 December 25, 2016

fat cat with a mustache

it is a very big cat, who some how has a mustache.

cat 1: look at my mustache

cat 2: cool, you now a fat cat with a mustache.

cat 1: I so happy

by #cats May 3, 2019

Guacamole nigga mustard

when your friend is black and a fan of the Green Bay packers

John: Lized you’re guacamole nigga mustard??
Lizzie: Sorry, I didn’t want you to find out this way

by thesupremedrip July 28, 2019

6’4 with a mustang

When you’re 6 feet 4 inches tall and drive a Mustang, every girl will want your number and snap chat.

Boy: Yoooo my homie is 6’4 with a mustang!!!!
Girl: no wayyyy!! What’s his Snapchat?

by Pickle Rick From Staten Island September 16, 2019