Definitions by Nene78

police baby mustache 

When a police officer pulls over a woman/man and eats their ass out in exchange for a warning. During, the "victim" poops and squirts a "police baby mustache" on the officer.

"Sargent, you were clean shaven this morning, is that a police baby mustache?"

police baby mustache by Nene78 December 25, 2016