by Robert Micheal Terry November 20, 2007
Get the whore face cock master mug.a man who is constantly layin' pipe. This man does not discriminate against who he serves. He bones all women, fat, skinny, ugly, hot, black, white, doesnt matter as long as hes layin pipe one way or another. a Master Piper is like the highest belt degree in martial arts. It takes focus, determination, discipline, and a clear conscience to become one. Once achieved, all will bow down.
Hey, see that dude at the end of the bar? Yeah, why? His names Bart, he's a legend. The dude takes home a new chick every single night, and that makes him the MASTER PIPER around here.
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A game developed in the late 19th century to separate the men from the boys; the wheat from the chaff. A group of virile youths compete in a large manor - the object of the competition is too jerk off (to completion) in every room in the house (hallways and closets excluded). Participants MUST maintain eye contact with each other during each masturbatory round. The winner is exempt from being called faggot ever again. The losers are just fucking gay.
Dan broke eye contact with Blake during the final stretch of the Master of the House World Cup, thereby disqualifying the faggot.
by Monkeypants138 November 11, 2010
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mak-tard –noun
1.
having a tendency towards a blind faith in all products derived from falling off the Apple tree;
a dunce; blockhead; dolt.
2.
Psychology . a person of the first order in a new classification of mental retardation, slightly above the level of idiocy, having a mental age of seven or eight years and an intelligence quotient of 50 to 75.
3.
mentally sheeple; showing serious tendency towards intellectual sheepleness, lack of independent thought; stupid; silly; absurd.
4.
condition including a chronic paradoxical reaction to the simple instruction to "think different".
Origin:
1983–85; earlier apple-dumbling < olde Frankish pomme-du-merde >
—Related forms
mac•tard•ly, adverb
—Synonyms
iSheep, iDiot, sheeple
mak-tard –noun
1.
having a tendency towards a blind faith in all products derived from falling off the Apple tree;
a dunce; blockhead; dolt.
2.
Psychology . a person of the first order in a new classification of mental retardation, slightly above the level of idiocy, having a mental age of seven or eight years and an intelligence quotient of 50 to 75.
3.
mentally sheeple; showing serious tendency towards intellectual sheepleness, lack of independent thought; stupid; silly; absurd.
4.
condition including a chronic paradoxical reaction to the simple instruction to "think different".
Origin:
1983–85; earlier apple-dumbling < olde Frankish pomme-du-merde >
—Related forms
mac•tard•ly, adverb
—Synonyms
iSheep, iDiot, sheeple
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