Sit down lunch

A sit down lunch is a lunch where office staff and low energy sales people gather to gossip about co workers, complain, and just generally do nothing productive. These lunches are often long and have been known to be very heavy in caloric intake, which can lead to lack of productivity that’s sometimes lasts long into the night.

Austin, how was your sit down lunch today? Great Jim, I had to cut it short because the ribs special ended at 4pm.

by Smitty$ January 15, 2021

Free Lunch

A person who is easy to rob, kill or anything negative along those lines are considered free lunch.

“Yo, you need 50? There’s this dude up the block on 15th, he’s free lunch I even stuck him up last week.”

by RizzEdgeLord January 3, 2025

School Lunch

Overpriced… You can just get the same things at the vending machine for a few cents less. The food is good though.

School Lunch

by Pxprobotvidz September 1, 2022

Sacking Your Lunch

When you whack off into a condom.

My friend stole condoms from the store the other day. But he is so ugly, i dont think he will ever get it in.

Guy 2: Maybe he sacks his own lunch.

Guy 1: Yea Sacking Your Lunch.

by jj6jj6jj6 April 25, 2012

catholic lunch

The sort of thing you'd see a priest feeding a young catholic child. It is usually served warm and fresh from a fleshy tube. It tastes like salt and shame.

Brian: "Ramen doesn't really have a flavor, it just tastes like salt and shame."
Jim: "Sounds more like a catholic lunch to me."

by Jay Jay Jetplane February 20, 2014

Lunch with grandma

Used when you need an excuse to not have lunch with the boys so you can get head during lunch

Hey boys I’m gonna have lunch with grandma today

by Bmaybs09 February 26, 2021

portuguese sack lunch

A sexual position performed by two people, one of which has to be a male. The man inserts his penis between his partner's nose and mouth (in the area where a mustache grows) and peforms a repetitive humping motion, while his partner makes duck lips.

Subject 1: Yo, last night this chick showed me a new sex position called the "portuguese sack lunch", I liked it a lot.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.

by Flama741 February 19, 2018