lady boner

schwing

"petes new blond hair gives me such a lady boner (schwing)"

by Manboobsrsexy February 3, 2015

lady husband

A non lesbian life partner.

Always being there
Many moments of happiness
Y? Because we're meant to be

My lady husband sent me flowers today in support of my birthing day.

by KatyWalker October 9, 2007

Lady Boner

A more sophisticated form of the Girl Boner. Can refer to any person or object in which the lady has an obsession with.

The Queen has a Lady Boner for the chardonnay. Ke$ha has a girl boner for the boxed-wine.

by Nate dog da boss November 30, 2010

young lady

1. What old people say when talking about a girl or young woman

2. What your parental figure says to you while yelling at you

Def 1:

Grandma 1: You know my granddaughter has been spending a lot of time volunteering at our church
Grandma 2: Ah, she is such a fine young lady
Def 2:

Mom: Young lady, you better explain yourself!

by dO I LOOK- January 24, 2021

Lady Boots

When you wear your lady friend like a pair of boots. Guess where your foot goes!

I couldn't find any shoes to wear to the party on saturday, so Jessica offered to be my lady boots. Obviously I only had the one, but I was the life and soul of the party. Shame about Jessica's womb though.

by Giga Sonic December 6, 2010

Lady Boat

(n., english) A hypothetical boat carrying those one has feelings for. This boat may carry crushes, dates, and spouses. An extended metaphor concerning the "lady boat" as well as the ocean it sails has also developed.

Character A: Do you like her?
Character B: Well, she is on my Lady Boat.

by willjack December 29, 2007

lunch ladies

a rude person who makes terrible food that I would find on the street. her food tastes like poison and then she is mean. she wears the ugliest vest I have ever seen. I hate her. I asked her if I could have a different cookie cause the one I got was hard as rocks and she said no and rolled her eyes at my friends and I . now I want her to fall or burn her hand . I want new lunch ladies . I want them gone. I'm going to switch schools then die because of her .

ugh lunch ladies I hate it
omg that lunch lady is hideous

she tried to poison me that stupid ignorant lunch beast lady

by lovelybaldeagle May 31, 2015