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johnny parsons

the best person i know, hes funny, smart in a way I understand and has the best smile. he could never do wrong in my eyes. plus he gives the best hugs, he is kind and cares even when he doesn't have to. i hope one day I have the courage to tell him I wrote this because I care to much about him or maybe no enough but ill never know which.
1 look thats johnny parsons

2 oh really

1 yea he's got someone who really cares about him
by thepotatohoe March 29, 2023
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Johnny-on-the-Spot

He's the guy with the impeccable timing
^ Teacher turned her back for like three seconds, and that's all I needed to copy every answer off nerdboy's exam sheet
> Dude! You're a regular Johnny-on-the-Spot
^ Fuckin' A!
by thurb March 31, 2023
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Johnny Test

adjective: Johnny Test
of only average quality; not very good.
causing irritation or annoyance.

of poor quality or a low standard.
not such as to be hoped for or desired; unpleasant or unwelcome.
"that tv show was such a johnny test''
by meko1432_ April 1, 2023
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Johnny Cash

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Johnny Murphies Displasia

It's when ya got poo in your brain brother
My brain smells like a fart, I've got Johnny Murphies displasia
by GeckoMaBoi May 2, 2023
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Johnny Koller

yeah basically i know Johnny Koller"
by Aaron Markell May 16, 2023
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Johnny Depped

Being sexually assaulted by an inanimate object, such as a glass bottle, like Amber Heard accused Johnny Depp of doing during their trial.
I hear he got arrested after he Johnny Depped a drunk girl last night. Luckily he also has JD' lawyer so he should be able to thoroughly discredit her.
by Nihilistic May 18, 2023
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