Johnny Watson

The act of using your own semen as lubricant in order to stimulate the prostate digitally.

Guy 1: Dude I got so fucked up the other night, I ended up giving myself a Johnny Watson.
Guy 2: Man you really need to slow down on the meth hey...

by Rtomo July 29, 2018

Long Johnny

Slang term for my big dick

Damn, did you see that guys (my) long johnny? I wish he'd let me suck it and ride it all night long

by Mattlarrystitt April 9, 2017

Johnny Padilla

Small meat with big feet who is a baller

Johnny Padilla is a baller

by WHITEMANS November 6, 2019

BIG JOHNNY

Meaning "Large Dick Man" In Nigguese.

AYO PLEASE SPARE ME BIG JOHNNY

:)

by JOESONFUCKET February 11, 2021

spicy johnny

When you have drank lots of liquid and you go to take a shit but when you think you are done, the liquid is slowly being converted into pee within you and so you are stuck on the toilet peeing for an hour.

After eating Sonic last night, my body pulled a spicy johnny

by chappedhorcok December 5, 2016

Johnnys Pizza

a BOMB ass pizza place usually only found in north louisiana, the farthest you’ll see one is Pineville.

dude i had johnnys pizza without you!

man FUCK you

by theballfondlerette August 22, 2023

Johnny Nelson

Johnny Nelson is the biggest company man in the history of sports. He reads from a Sky Sports or Matchroom script every time he performs an interview and is practically a puppet for the Hearn family. He is quite literally the dumbest man to ever talk about boxing minus maybe Chris Mannix

Jacob: Did you see the new Johnny Nelson interview on iFL TV?
Ruiz: yes, Johnny Nelson is a proper brown nose company man

by matchroomfanboy October 8, 2020