Johnny-on-the-Spot

He's the guy with the impeccable timing

^ Teacher turned her back for like three seconds, and that's all I needed to copy every answer off nerdboy's exam sheet
> Dude! You're a regular Johnny-on-the-Spot
^ Fuckin' A!

Johnny-on-the-Spot by thurb March 31, 2023

Johnny Test

adjective: Johnny Test
of only average quality; not very good.
causing irritation or annoyance.

of poor quality or a low standard.
not such as to be hoped for or desired; unpleasant or unwelcome.

"that tv show was such a johnny test''

Johnny Test by meko1432_ April 1, 2023

Johnny Cash 

Ethan Richard Kile

Johnny Cash

Johnny Cash by asd21a April 3, 2023

Johnny Murphies Displasia 

It's when ya got poo in your brain brother

My brain smells like a fart, I've got Johnny Murphies displasia

Johnny Murphies Displasia by GeckoMaBoi May 2, 2023

Johnny Koller 

Likes izzy S is weird

yeah basically i know Johnny Koller"

Johnny Koller by Aaron Markell May 16, 2023

Johnny Depped 

Being sexually assaulted by an inanimate object, such as a glass bottle, like Amber Heard accused Johnny Depp of doing during their trial.

I hear he got arrested after he Johnny Depped a drunk girl last night. Luckily he also has JD' lawyer so he should be able to thoroughly discredit her.

Johnny Depped by Nihilistic May 18, 2023

Johnny Derp 

A man with such a fragile male ego that even describing him without actually naming him enrages him. A man who court-shops a defamation lawsuit because the state that actually would handle the case would immediately dismiss it due to strict defamation laws. A man whose lawyers will forever be known for defending a wife-beater.

Judging from recent posts on Twitter, the world is finally starting to see the truth about Johnny Derp. His most recent film underwhelmed at the box office, bringing in only 10% of the film's budget. He lied on the stand about his ex-wife cutting his finger. And, prior to getting together with his ex-wife, he was arrested for assault. But, of course, his fans ignore anything that paints him in a bad light. He & his fans are the Hollywood equivalent of Donald Trump & Trump's supporters.

Johnny Derp by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 30, 2023