James

A cool dood who can hit the quick scopes while chugging Mountain Dew and eating Doritos

James is amazing

And is cracked at Fortnite my guy let her m go pro

by Curmudgeon the frog April 12, 2021

dakota james taylor

A cheating douche bag

Omg he is such a Dakota James Taylor don't date him

by Brookiesaurs October 6, 2016

Alex James

The sexiest man alive,sadly a tory,leg eater (dumbass),and cheesemaker/bassist of the amazing band blur.

Jake:why won't you love me babe???
you:sorry ,I'm in love with a middle-aged british cheesemaker,and you're definitely not my type of man (aged and british)

alex james (needed to put it here)

by Britpop Girl January 8, 2022

Jammy Jam James

There is only one Jammy Jam James. He is the fittest person imaginable, everyone fancies him. A Jammy Jam James is , for want of a better word, simply personified in the word Sex Machine.

"Oh My God! Is that Jammy Jam James?!?! I want him RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!! "

by james_8 March 11, 2009

The Rick James

While high on cocaine you have sex with a girl. Right before you cum you pull out your tallywacker and bust a nut in your hand. You then proceed to slap the girl in the face with your jizz hand and yell "IM RICK JAMES BITCH!"

That hoe was actin' hella dumb last night so I pulled the rick james on her and kicked her ass out the fuckin house.

by NEGRO @ EFNET.ORG June 25, 2004

I'm LeBron James, Bitch!

Update of Dave Chappelle's comedic punchline:

"I'm Rick James, Bitch!"

As with the best of quips, the original has lost its blang due to overuse and abuse by unfunny party parrots and new subscribers to the Comedy Channel.

BALLER WANNABE: "I'M LeBRON JAMES, BITCH!"
OPPONENT: "And I just dunked on your ass, LeBron James Bitch!"

by Chango Bolamongo October 9, 2006

james blunted

Rhyming slang for "cunted." Used to mean completely drunk.

I got so james blunted the other night I tried to hump a goose.

by Strawberry Spam September 28, 2007