penis mache

Formed by quickly wrapping a tissue around your member right after sex so you can slide off the bed without dripping excess semen all over the place. By the time you reach the edge of the bed and attempt to remove the tissue to clean up, the semen soaked paper has glued itself to your member much like paper mache and it can be extremely difficult to remove all the little bits.

"Damn it, I wallpapered my dick again just to avoid staining the sheets. Gonna need a chisel to remove this dried penis mache. "

by eyesee63 November 23, 2013

penis poison

when you end up with an unexpected thing after having sex

he gave her penis poison and then 9 months later....along came baby

by gatorgrl December 22, 2008

Clenched penis

Someone who is
a) irritating you
b) starting an argument
c) called marnie

Marnie: "I'm so dumb and stupid"
Bibs & Neve: " Yeah because you're a clenched penis"

by smellyboy101 June 22, 2016

Penis Cum

When you Rub Rub on your pp and white sticky stuff comes out

Me: *rubs rubs*
Penis: *Creates penis cum*

by LoliHentaiCool January 27, 2021

llama penis

A term usually used to define an elderly man that you are having sex with if their penis is hairy and the hair is white. Is also the genitalia of a male llama.

Last night, I fucked a llama penis.

by CrotchLlamas June 1, 2017

pebble penis

Smallest classification of penis.
Smaller than a tiny penis or micro penis.
Barely classified as a penis it is so small.
Small penile bump protruding from a male's pubic area.

"Did you bang Morris?"
"No, he had a pebble penis, it would have been impossible!"

by blamblamglam December 10, 2013

Penis Peach

Penis peach is the peach crayon color name from the brand VaginaDick crayon company. They also have colors like vagina violet and clit cyan

I just purchased my pack of crayons for school, I love the color penis peach that it has.

by Penispeach September 4, 2014