i told the moon about you. 

if she says this, she’s yours. have you heard talking to the moon by bruno mars? listen to it. she loves you.

“she said ‘i told the moon about you.’ what does that even mean?” “you idiot. she loves you. go get her.”

i told the moon about you. by shelovesyou51855 March 16, 2021

i feel like im gucci mane in 2006 

good for any instance, morning, mid day or night. or whenever your just straight vibin’. just say it.

man today i feel like im gucci mane in 2006

i feel like im gucci mane in 2006 by friendly neighborhood whore February 11, 2020

I'll Explain Later 

Everytime a plothole is found in the script of the long-running series Dr. Who, the Doctors line reads 'I'll explain later'. Not by a lack of inmagination, but of time conflicts/paradoxes in the Dr. Who universe.

This line is hugely made fun of in the 'Comic relief' parody starring Rowan Atkinson and Hugh Grant.

Doctor: Let's go...
Rose: How come the Daleks are still alive?
Doctor: hazitates I'll explain later...

I'll Explain Later by casdebom June 2, 2010

I like ya cut G 

When a friend or acquaintance receives a haircut that exposes the back of their neck, a common practice is to utter the phrase "I like ya cut G" and slap the back of their neck as hard as humanly possible.

Retaliation is to be expected

"Ohh you playin Minecraft, I like ya cut G" *smacks the shit out of little kid playing minecraft*

I like ya cut G by MrGameAndKen July 30, 2020

i dont give a rats ass 

'I don't give a rats ass' is a similar phrase to 'I don't give a shit'.This basicaly means that the person who uses these words doesn't care about the circumstance whatsover.Literally,it means the person doesn't care about that situation even to the extent of a rats ass!

Person 1-Hey mate,My girlfriend presented me with a mobile
Person 2-What do you expect me to do? I dont give a rats ass about it!

i dont give a rats ass by Vinks July 22, 2014

I learned the clarinet at school

An innuendo alluding to the speaker's blowjob skills.

'I learned the clarinet at school.'
'I look forward to it.'

'Have sex with me.'
'Why should I?'
'Come on, I learned the clarinet at school.'
'COMING!'

I learned the clarinet at school by Johnlock November 4, 2012

i swear on me nans grave 

An expression usually used by chavs and the like who want to sound honest and trustworthy. Should (almost) always be interpreted as "I'm lying through my teeth".

"m8 i dont no were ur weed is i swear on me nans grave i dint steal it m8"
"kev i swear on me nans grave i aint never cheated on u"
see also: chav, charver

i swear on me nans grave by narglewarglewoo May 19, 2016