The History Paradox

The tendency of history to repeat itself

Person 1: Looks like we're going into another recession.
Person 2: Yeah, the history paradox.

by VeridicalMechanism April 20, 2021

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Canada's History

a sexual deviation where you fill the top portion of the stanley cup with maple syrup and then dip your butt in the syrup, then (with the syrup as lube) penetrate yourself with moose antlers

Dude, have you ever tried to get through Canada's History?

I tried, but the antlers i used were too big.

by colbert nation's army February 4, 2010

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wastebin of history

The place where the shitty people go when their time on Earth is done.

P1: Frankie is such a tool. When he dies he's going to the wastebin of history.

P2: That's not true man, he's okay.
P1: You're going there too then.

by anonymousperson489 November 15, 2017

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American History X'd

Getting raped because your race mixer. Referring to the shower scene in the movie "American History X".

Dude 1: "Wow, you hear Jared got American History X'd in prison?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, that was messed up. All because he hung out with a Mexican dude."

by Jerry Batsford July 29, 2022

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