Hands-free masturbation device

Venus 2000 its the next best thing.

Feels so good to be in my Hands-free masturbation device.

by HazRub June 6, 2007

hands-on

1. active and practical

2. controlled manually rather than automatically.

My teacher has a hands-on policy.

by The Return Of Light Joker November 29, 2007

running hands

sumthin ppl say when they wanna fight even though hands dont run .. .

yu talk mad ish so we running hands

by maria victoria raguan May 23, 2009

handshake

slang for jerking off

march 19th is national handshaking day.

or

have you had your handshake today?

by Billy Bichititimen January 27, 2005

hands-free

\'han(d)z-ˈfrē\ (verb)
The act of using any body part other than the hands to masturbate.

I got pulled over for driving erratically, but I was totally hands-free!

by dillymax May 26, 2010

Shake hands with Bruce Willis

A synonym for Masturbation.

I can't wait to go home and Shake hands with Bruce Willis.

by Erich Hein August 2, 2007

doggie handshake

The act of a dog burying his nose in a human crotch (especially a hot girl).

When said person/hot girl screeches "HEYYYYYYY, get your nose outta there", you respond by saying "that's a doggie handshake, he's just sayin' hello".

by Steve Asaro August 28, 2007