pressed ham

when you press your ass against glass, thus flattening it and giving it the appearance of pressed ham

I went up to my friend's house and gave his window pressed ham.

by Equinox_ February 21, 2009

slappy ham

British term for face.

You should have seen his slappy ham when I ate his cold on the cob!

by murgatroyd.f May 22, 2011

Honey Ham

The act of nutting on and around a girls butthole.

I gave Courtney a nice Honey Ham at Applebees yesterday.

by Rebelbud06 April 27, 2017

Mary ham

A dumb bitch that killed Gloria bolger
And took over pew news

-hey I think I just ran over Mary ham
-ok she deserves it

by Doydoo June 3, 2019

spanky ham

a pig who enjoys deficating into cantelopes and returning pizzas covered in poo saying to the delivery man "we didnt order SAUSAGE". he appears on DRAWN TOGETHER

spanky ham is a strange pig who runs a sweat shop where he makes ling-link make shoes

by nick February 9, 2005

thin sliced ham

Tight vagina
synonyms: tight
antonyms: see roastbeefer

that chick was so tight she was almost the thin sliced ham

by rumproast September 19, 2004

goin ham

Hard As a Muthafucka

We hittin Club Shades and goin ham in dat bitch

by Mister Celebrity March 20, 2010