Hipsters who are smart (or pretend to be)... usually a beard and thick frame glasses are essential to their uniform.
by Occam.ek January 10, 2011
Get the hipsterlectual mug.Hipster Equity – hip-ster ek-wi-tee noun The cumulative value of an individual's style and preferences that contribute to their overall qualifications to be acceptable among the independent cultural elite (hipsters). One's Hipster Equity is positioned against another's to determine which is greater. Increases and decreases in Hipster Equity can only be determined by external entities.
1. You purchase an original My Bloody Valentine Loveless LP in VG+ condition. Hipster Equity +1.
2. You enter a Walmart for any reason. Hipster Equity -5.
2. You enter a Walmart for any reason. Hipster Equity -5.
by oversat January 4, 2013
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A HIPSTER with the weight capacity from 300 lbs. beyond. They still wear sweaters, scarves, and skinny jeans but they are usually in the XXXL and plus size range. HIPSTERPOTOMOUSES with poor or diabetic induced vision wear thick, rim glasses that are black or other colors and/or designs. They are usually rude and claim they know more than anyone. They listen to The Shins, Camera Obscura, Tegan and Sara, or anything that so obscure you've probably never heard of and denounce anything that's MAINSTREAM. Be it as it may, they are very eloquent and speak with ALMOST perfect diction. Hipsterpotomous women, also known as FATTY DECHENELLES, are known to be the most popular of the fat-chick universe followed behind Fat Goth Chicks and Twi-lards. HIPSTERPOTOMOUSES also have a better taste in cuisine than most other obese groups. For example: if a Hipsterpotomous has his usual hard craving for a pastry, he will shovel down a TERRA MISU instead of swallowing a whole box of Little Debby Oatmeal Pies.
ZOOEY: Hey, Carrie, look at that fat-man with the tight pants eating that Velvino Hordverve jamming to Arcade Fire.
CARRIE: That's no ordinary fat-man. That there be a HIPSTERPOTOMOUS.
CARRIE: That's no ordinary fat-man. That there be a HIPSTERPOTOMOUS.
by CORY C September 5, 2012
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Get the hippity hoppity i want my life to stoppity mug.Worse than a SIMP. This means that you flirt with other people’s girlfriends, or girls/guys that don’t like you.
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Get the hipotriste mug.A man who has an anemically underdeveloped upper body, giving the overall illusion that his hips are wider than his shoulders.
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