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Grand Fuckery

This is not just fuckery on the scale of treachery, ill treatment or behaviour—nonsense, foolishness, bullshit or something causing frustration. This elevated fuckery is beyond bullshit in its most elevated form but of the grandest form of messing with another’s head, self esteem and perceived persona and knowledge base. It is grand Bullshit with an element of gaslighting. When someone tells a blatant lie and you know they’re lying, and they know you know they’re lying, and you know they know you know they’re lying, but they stick with the lie.
By pretending to have bought a non-existent 1973 Topps Wax tray, going so far as to create a fake Facebook profile, altered image just for a laugh was grand fuckery at its finest
by Unclefloyd606 August 17, 2025
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Rhode Island Grand Slam

The act of spitting on a females pussy and doing a 360 backflip and landing in the girls pussy.
I landed a Rhode Island Grand Slam on Jessica last night.
by jugzjudy April 17, 2023
mugGet the Rhode Island Grand Slammug.

grand canyoning

when you convince someone that they've done something or gone somewhere (like the grand canyon) by fabricating a memory of it by telling them things you've done that you've told them about before
an example of grand canyoning:

person 1: dude do you remember when we went on a trip to florida?
person 2: no i've never been to florida
p1: remember? the lady at that gas station said they didn't know what our state was (happened to p1, but not p2)
p2: oh yeahhhhhh!! i remember that now (was told that story by p1 years ago)
p1: see, we went to florida
p2: yea i remember
by cheese demon June 3, 2019
mugGet the grand canyoningmug.

Grande Groper

A person who gropes people on the grand stage.
A: The past store touched me inappropriately on stage in front of everybody.
B: He is a Grande Groper.
by Tree House Eikaiwa September 1, 2018
mugGet the Grande Gropermug.

Ariana Grande

A Fucking ugly overrated narcissistic talentless Botox taking home-wrecking ponytail skanky trollop cunt from Florida. She is the worst musician and celebrity of all time. Her music is fucking shit and so is her singing she sounds like a combination of a rabbit being skinned alive, an angry pre teen kid screaming and raging at Roblox or Fortnite at the top of his lungs and a rusty nail on a chalkboard and she's also a fucking nasty little degenerate cunt who spits on doughnuts and makes Halloween costume jokes about murdered children most notably Jon Benet Ramsey a 6 year old girl who brutally raped, tortured and murdered and she's a victim playing sympathy seeking bitch who cried about taking Botox and making it out as if she was forced even though she was the one chose to have plastic surgery and Botox making Hundred percent her decision and responsibility and no-one else's.
To say that I absolutely I fucking hate Ariana Grande is the biggest understatement of the century and I hate arianators equally as much and I have absolutely no respect for Ariana Grande or arianators whatsoever. I've always hated Ariana Grande and her fans. I have never have liked them or respected them and I never fucking will.
Cunt is a very contemptible person and that's exactly what Ariana Grande is.
In 2019 she said that Jon Benet Ramsey would make a good Halloween costume which is absolutely fucking despicable made even worse by the fact she got away with it and didn't get it any trouble at all and she made the most non genuine fake half arsed self pitying apology. Anyone who makes jokes about children being raped and murdered are fucking scumbags and deserve be repeatedly punched in the face as hard as possible.
mugGet the Ariana Grandemug.

grand slam

4th base?
No. Grand slam! Right in the ass!
by bcimchuckbass March 1, 2014
mugGet the grand slammug.

The Grand Opening

Scissoring technique that only works on virgins.
It’s time for The Grand Opening baby~

You ready for The Grand Opening, baby?
by Gvcd May 16, 2018
mugGet the The Grand Openingmug.

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