woke GOAT

(person/personality) - Person that claims and is revered as the "Greatest of all Time" by a group of pathetic apologists or person otherwise not able to form a proper opinion.

Man, Simon Biles is a quitter, nothing more than a "woke GOAT!"

by $lapaho August 1, 2021

plastic goat

having male genitalia that is larger than normal, or f*cking huge! Derived from a huge dildo that is so large it doesn't look real.

Your Mom always tells me I'm a plastic goat and fill her up like no other man can.
I gave her a wet seal with my plastic goat and almost broke her neck.

by Joe is hoe in Spanish June 9, 2005

Night Goat

A rollicking person who is told to go outside at a party.

Your party had a night goat? Who was it?

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Goat

Among the Friday Night Freaks of Portland, OR, it is a person who has lost their virginity. Comes from a long line of inside jokes.

I am goat....hear me baaaa!

by FNF #7 January 17, 2003

goat boy

A form of insult used mostly between friends, who don't really mean it, insinuating that the victim shares the appearance of a goat.

'Hey, do you know Rich?'
'What, goat boy?'
'Yeah, goat boy.'

by xher0in July 31, 2007

Goat Rope

Goat rope basically means pain in the ass. Imagine what a pain it would be to pull a goat by a rope and you got it.

Rural phrase makes good here in DC.

Man...this is such a goat rope. (Said while stuck in bad traffic.)

by Kates March 7, 2005

Goat Blower

Some who sucks on goats dicks like there is no tomorrow. They put an actual goats dick in their mouth and then suck it!!

Hey that guy is such a goat blower, yeah man he suck on goat dick

by The Hawk Green G February 18, 2010