Fried Piper

You wouldn’t normally follow him, except that he has the gear that you want. And he has had too much of that gear himself, hence he is fried…

Mate’s party is on Saturday, we are out of the good stuff, we need to visit the Fried Piper before we go... (James, beautiful James W, told me this word!)

by Red in the Hed January 5, 2021

Fries

Fries that have fallen to the bottom of the bag when ordering mcdonalds

Wow i found some extra fries in my bag of food.

by James Clarkey July 22, 2022

friggity friggity fried

When you smoke a bong and it smacks you hard it gives you major munchies and cottonmouth

Guy1 “hey brotha I’m friggity friggity fried “
Guy2 “I got you man here’s a water and a bag of chips and damn your fucked up xD”

by ~O June 16, 2022

deep fried steak

stoned beyond all recognition of name place and time

dude whats up with Dick?

deep fried steak.

by hahahaha84 November 3, 2010

Maryland Crab fries

When you're in the process of eating a hairy girl's ass out and you crochet her hairs into a net with your tongue as If it was a cheery stem. She then shits out through the net creating delicious warm fries ready for consumption(add old bay if desired).

Hey bro I just had some maryland crab fries the other night with my gf

by Maryland crabber January 14, 2020

Peeling french fries

"Peeling french fries" is a phrase meaning "Doing everything except the logical answer to something"

"Dude, we just backed into a ditch!"
"Don't worry, I'll just back out of it" *starts trying to back out of the ditch*
"You're peeling french fries!"

by IncyIncoming September 28, 2022

Fried Liver Attack

When you're having reverse-cowgirl sex with someone and you try to spank them, but miss, and wind up slapping their liver instead.

"Yooo I fucked up last night I accidentally gave Mike the Fried Liver Attack! He's gonna leave me for sure, he threw up everywhere!"

by crabapplesouffle November 23, 2020