porn friend

A "friend" who comes over to "play" while you watch porn together. Close to friends with benefits but, the focus isnt on eachother as much as the screen.

whenever Im desprate I call my porn friend over to play.

by nsh1212 March 9, 2008

my little friend

any type of firearm, a gun

If your going to act that way, i'm just going to have to bring out my little friend.

by Light Joker April 26, 2006

a good friend

Someone who tells you everything and is always there for you.

Omg did Carly tell you what I called u ?

Yes cuz she is a good friend

by Tammyworth2678 June 3, 2016

Mac Fiend

A specie of human who will compulsively buy any product as long as there is a lower case "i" in front of its name.

my friend is such a Mac Fiend he says things like "hey dude i waited in line for three and a half days to get my new iToaster. I love it even though it cost 580 dollars more than my other one and has the same functionality!!!"

by Eli Buddah March 10, 2008

True Friend

Someone who is always there for you when you need them. They wont turn their back on you and wil listen to what you have to say before going off and complaining about their life unless it's extremly important or they are giving you advice and need to give an exapmle of something that happened to them in order to help you. They are there no matter what and will cry with you, laugh with you, beat the crap outta that person who hurt you, take your back in a fight, never betray you, and someone who will defend you even if you arent around. But you're going to fight, get over it. they were there for you and if something happens you'll need them at your back so suck it up and make up. You'll be glad you did later.

Girl 1: wow...i cant believe she did that to me...
Girl 2: you dont need her you've got a true friend right here! ill beat the crap outta her!!
OR
Guy 1: He was totally hitting on my girl!! I swear if i lose her!...
Guy 2: Don't worry about it his face is to ugly for her to leave you. If he steals her ill shove his face into the turf on the field!!

by A.L.L.People December 5, 2011

L Friend

A friend who could perhaps turn into a snake

Jordan is an L friend

by K with a k March 18, 2022

friend-zy

An acquaintance who wants to become your best friend overnight. Slightly obsessive, very crazy. Copies everything you do and tries to get in your 'crowd' when she/he (usually female) hardly knows anyone. Prone to scenes inc. crying & sulking, general crazy behaviour and desperate for affection. Longs to hear you say you 'love her' via major hinting such as "love you", "do you like me better than..." All this behaviour accumulates into a 'friend-zy'.

APPROACH WITH CAUTION!!!

"Holy shit, that Lauren sure is a friend-zy. She keeps texting me all night and sulking when I see my other friends. She won't leave me alone."

"I thought that bitch was normal, before she went all friend-zy on my ass!!"

"Back off loser, you're getting too friend-zy!!"

by SSLouise April 26, 2008