dick fart

Usually a male, ignorant retard, who is over confident and is a tool.

Justin Biber is a dick fart

by TahTah October 25, 2010

Fart Blossom

Stain left in underwear after release of gas containing a large unexpected percentage of moisture. The most artistic designs can be created while in the seated position.

Damn! thought it was all fart but the end was real squishy. I can feel the fart blossom in my shorts.

by bdb71 October 15, 2009

Fart

The cry of the imprisoned terd.

Monica left just in time, for my fart told me I would be pooping soon.

by jballgame January 26, 2004

fart cart

The end product of a Japanese family car after a 16-year-old gets done with it. Makes more noise than power. See: ricer, rice boy.

"Man, listen to that fart cart. Is the exhaust supposed to smoke that much?"

by tradesman April 1, 2003

Fart breath

Breath that smells so bad, you think someone farted in that persons mouth, then might have actualy taken a shit in it too.

Man that asshole really had Fart breath.

by Overseer April 14, 2005

Fart Shape

The shape that a fart feels like when it comes out your ass.

person 1: "Dude, my fart just felt like a teeny tiny football."

person 2: "Thats a crazy fart shape man."

by Nem0__ March 4, 2009

Fart Fever

The fever you have after farting for 3 straight hours from the food you ate at your friends house.

"Man, I came down with a case of fart fever from that fucking burrito!"

by CockMan79 May 12, 2009