Girl Fart

A phenomenon, comparable to tsunamis, empty highways, and meaningful shows on MTV. Specifically, a toot.

Guy1: Hey...Did Cindy just rip one?
Guy2: Good call man, total girl fart.

by Seanathon09 December 23, 2008

trojan fart

1. (n) A poop that sneaks out of one's butt by disguising itself as gas.
2. (n) A poop in farts' clothing.
3. (n) A Hershey squirt

Alfred thought he was about to pass gas but much to his chagrin he accidentally released some fecal matter; he was mortified by his trojan fart.

by anonymous January 20, 2004

fartologist

A person who studies farts.

I am going to community college to get my associates in fartology.

by Marc April 25, 2005

fartalito

Spanglish word for a small fart.

Jose: What is that smell ese?
Pancho: It's only a fartalito, homie.

by panchoypepe November 16, 2006

Fart cock

To blow a penis from an asshole with full force. Most always followed with a side of jizz or a couple of butt nuggets. Alos called the "fart dick"

"MariLou, no more fart cock after breakfast. I pulled back a butterbean!"

by Papacoon January 8, 2009

fartiste

One who has mastered the art…of fart

“Gus’ farts are amazing!”
“You think so? I think Gus is a dilettante when it comes to farting. If you give him a bowl of chili it can be impressive. But Meep, he’s a real fartiste. I've wept from the beauty of his farts."

by Anncorgun Mc Gee December 10, 2010

fart on

a fart so relieving you get a boner

yeah fred held that last fart in all day so when he let it go he got a fart on

by fudgewad September 25, 2011