Doorman

That guy at the theater who tears your ticket and then tell you what theater to sit your fat ass in so you can spill your pop-corn and leave your coke for him to clean up, only to take revenge by putting his lice in your head rest you lazy bitch. Down the hall, 4th door on the , thats the hand that makes an L.

Man, Dave makes an awesome doorman.

by Emo Dave May 4, 2004

Dooring

Someone who drop kicks a swinging door when someone is on the other side to mortally injure them.

Shit, did you hear Tony went dooring this morning?

No, who'd he get?

He only went and doored the finance director

What a stupid wanker he's going to get a P45.

by Puffles July 15, 2009

Doormat

1. A weak ass insecure bitch (male or female) who gets pushed around and walked all over by some pushy cunty type-a personality garbage partner.

“Here’s the thing about ‘doormats’...They’re fun to walk on for a while, but eventually they get worn out.”

- Jenga

by Jenga23 August 2, 2019

native american doorbell

A lazy native american indian that sits in his/her car honking the horn because they are too lazy to get out of car and knock/ring doorbell.

Edgar went to pick up Romulus and Jonas for the Pow Wow early that evening, instead of being civil and putting down his 40oz, he just sits in his '82 El Camino blasting the native american doorbell.

by Whiskey Drunk April 28, 2010

Brazilian Doorknob

When the male inserts a doorknob up a freshley shaved ass hole. if the ass hole is not shaved it is considered as the rusty doorknob.

I love to perform the Brazilian Doorknob.

by scorallys January 18, 2010

This Door Swings Both Ways

'This Door Swings Both Ways' is a song written by Estelle Levitt and Don Thomas and performed by Herman's Hermits of Manchester, England. Surprisingly serious thoughts behind a cheery, light melody. Recorded in 1966.

lyrics:

Everyone's life is bittersweet
It's a door that opens wide
And no man can call himself complete
Till he's seen it from both sides

This door swings both ways
It's marked 'In' and 'Out'
Some days you'll want to cry
And some days you will shout

This door swings both ways
It goes back and forth
In comes a southern breeze
Or a cold wind from the north

This door swings both ways
Lets in joy and pain
In comes the morning sun
And then the evening rain

This door swings both ways
Lets in dark and light
Every day you make the choice
To let in wrong or right

When shadows fall
You must prepare yourself for sunshine
For everything there is an end
And so my friend you must be brave

This door swings both ways
Which one will it be
Will we live in happiness
Or dwell in misery

This door swings both ways
Lets in earth and sky
Make the most of livin'
If you're not prepared to die
Make the most of livin'
If you're not prepared to die

by the issa is here September 17, 2011

Knock-a-Door ABC

The act of bored children knocking on a door, and reciting the alphabet, which ever letter they get to when the occupant opens the door, is the first letter of the Person they MUST ask for.

No real purpose but to impose serious embaressment on the knockee.

Kid 1: Who wants to play Knock-a-Door ABC?
Kid 2: ME!
*walks to a random door*
Kid 2: *Knock Knock* A B C D E F G H I J K *door opens*
Owner: Yes?
Kid 2: Hi is keith there please?
Owner: There is no keith that lives here.

by Sicked418 July 3, 2009