purple sock docking

A spinoff of space docking that even straight people can enjoy. Purple sock docking occurs when two people lay ass to ass with their purple sock hanging out. One of them delicately rolls their purple sock over the other person's purple sock.

Docking successful.

Deans was in the locker room purple sock docking the Ohio State quarterback.

by Mavwreck November 14, 2010

doing the door

a way to masturbate
(if you're a girl)

to do the door:

1.get a door with a lock.

2.lock it while open.

3.grab the handles from behind and get a firm grip.
lift up and stable your legs tightly around the door securing your sweaty hands every so often.

4.relax and go down and go up fast and move up and down to yourself quickly.

5.have an orgasim.

i love doing the door, i did it 14 times yesterday.

by Jbn, info from a awesome girl April 17, 2007

doing the numbers

a reference to the mutual oral sex activity commonly known as 69

Dave and Marsha seem to have realy hit it off. I think they were doing the numbers after the party.

by BirdWatcher November 10, 2008

doving

Using your fingers, in a pleasurable way, going from top to bottom, then from bottom to inside, and making a hand puppet of a dove.

So I was doving this chick last night and she totally splooshed all over my watch.

by Bonekracker June 15, 2017

doing a tabitha

1) Saying you’re going to come but cancel or “flake” out last minute.

2) Saying you’re too busy to come even thought you’re really not, eg; “sorry i’ve got to clean the cupboards”

3) Hibernating in your room “revising” for unimportant tests that are two weeks away instead of socialising with friends and family

please vote yes thanks guys :)

1) Oh is she not coming? I guess she’s just doing a tabitha again
2) She is always doing a tabitha, when will she ever come out her room?

by ellielmao April 23, 2019

Wot doing?

"What are you doing"

"Wot doing loy"

by Simon March 21, 2003

Doing the Dutchman

Committing suicide - typically in prison.

If Alberto finds out he lost his final appeal, it won't be long before he'll be doing the Dutchman.

by PatThis February 17, 2008