Hardwick's DIsease

When you will do absolutely anything to impress hipsters to gain a following. Pronouncing words with a unreasonable flair, referencing books that are out of print or long forgotten bands that 'deserve a comeback'. Started with Chris Hardwick's need for approval by demeaning himself in anyway possible.

Steve : "What's wrong with Tom? He's wearing a scarf in the middle of summer"
Toby : "He has no friends, so he is trying to impress hipsters"
Steve : "Full blown Hardwick's Disease"

by Type4Me January 23, 2015

small dick disease

When your dick is so small your not sure if your a man or woman.

I can't believe Sam was diagnosed with Small dick disease ! (SDD)

by Thecrippletron June 22, 2016

cyberly transmitted disease

A sexualy transmitted disease you get over the Internet ctd for short using Skype, FaceTime,and ect.

Man this chick have me a cyberly transmitted disease over FaceTime

by Calebrouse23 December 11, 2016

fishy pussy disease

zeffyjack has it. trichomoniasis

wow u got that fishy pussy disease? so does zach

by fishypussydisease April 3, 2017

Trump’s Disease

When you die from an “unknown“ respiratory disease during the pandemic but we’re unable to get tested for COVID19.

Grandma and grandpa died of Trump’s disease and were cremated without a funnel.

by Linguist 2017 March 26, 2020

Slayton’s Disease

Slayton’s disease is a interchangeable synonym of Hotdog fingers.

I got Slayton’s Disease and now I can’t find gloves that fit.

by Jeffcoat Ramirez September 10, 2020

Yellow’s Disease

When a sexy white man, who highly desirable by white women, constantly rejects the white women in pursuit of Asian girls.

White woman: “Oh my god, why won’t Maxwell get with me? I’m white, attractive, Russian and smart! All he does is hang around Burwood and Chatswood Westfield…”

White woman’s friend: “Girl… don’t you get that Maxwell has Yellow’s Disease?”

by WeChatLuvr69 March 18, 2022