dick mileage

The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.

I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.

by flyingdog January 29, 2008

Young dagger dick

Aka The legend Xxxtentacion or triple X

Rip X we will always love and remember you

Hey did you listen to SAD! By young dagger dick !!
“Yea it was great I love him “

by seulgi June 29, 2018

dick trap

A persons oral cavity,located below the nose.

Bill was talking shit and I told him to shut his dick trap

by Lo-per February 8, 2008

Dick move

When a person goes out of their way to do something that barely improves their life but greatly inconveniences those around them for no other reason than to be a dick

John visited his grandma's house, and after seeing her grand piano sitting out of the way in the corner, decided to move it into the middle of the room knowing that she wouldn't be able to move it back. She was like "that's a dick move John, and you're out of the will", but John didn't care because she was broke and he was a dick so he just left it there

by Pinkman84 August 2, 2015

Bull Dick

One who has a very large Penis, A Male Human who has an exceptionally large Cock, Not only long in length but also has massive girth.

I would hate for that bull dick Albert to get a hold of my old lady, he would split her in half.

by Uncle Delmus August 14, 2010

National Suck Dick Day

This wonderful holiday falls on June 24th

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!

by TheMoreYouKnow100 June 11, 2017

Dick In My Hand

A phrase used to express an individual's lack of resources, opportunities, prospects, options, etc.

My job pays well, but after paying child support, bills, and my mortgage, I'm left with my dick in my hand.

by BgKen May 7, 2011