Crutchn

After a break up a person is vulnerable and feels the need to "lean" on someone. They are desperate and trying to pursue someone or use someone just because they are vulnerable

"Yo this girl is hardcore crutchn on me"
Or
"Stop crutchn on me im not your human tissue"

by Revamptherevisionist July 24, 2014

Crunchy Nose

When someone is all in your business but doesn't want you in theirs....it's a rocky situation.....

Why are you worried about me, but you don't want me I'm your business, with yo crunchy nose.

by Puertoricanesss July 15, 2015

Crunchies

Basically the "Munchies" as a result of smoking marijuana but, instead, as a result of smoking cigarettes.

Guy 1: Man, I got the crunchies from smoking that cig in the car....
Guy 2: Yeah, I'm starving....

by KaiserX July 22, 2015

Crunchy Butt Custard

1. Dried poop particles stuck to the anal hair. Similar to dingle berries but not quite as chunky, more of a nice crunchy glaze.

2. Also Known as an E-Cig flavor joke to mess with people with its rather repulsing sound. The flavor doesn't taste like ass, its actually composed of CRUNCHY cinnamon, BUTTerscotch, and vanilla CUSTARD.

1. "Man I've been walking all funny cause the dump I took this morning left me with some crunch butt custard"
2. "DUDE IS THAT A VAPE!?!? WHAT FLAVOR???" "Crunchy Butt Custard"

by Yung Down Syndrome August 5, 2015

crunch

To critically injure or cause extreme pain.

Darnel will crunch Jenny because he is not scared, bro.

by jarncki November 14, 2015

Crunchy

To describe someone who is being angry or upset (not to confuse with salty)

"Amber why are you being crunchyour today?
"I just failed my test today"

by Lew_ser April 22, 2016

Crunchy

The essence of fucking amazing, just like toast and the opposite of soggy.

1.Just like how you wouldn't like soggy toast, it stands to reason that you love crunchy toast.
2. Example: Man, that party was fuckin crunchy last night, we definitely have to go again.
Person 2: Oh yeah, it was nothing like that soggy Pike party last weekend.

by Don Juan Quixote October 14, 2016