anal cream pie

see also: mud pie

Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mud pie.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

I put some sour cream in her taco

I shot some cum in her pussy.

BILL: You know that girl Rosita?

BOB: Yeah.

BILL: I put some sour cream in her taco last night.

BOB: Awesome!

by Abominable Snowman March 31, 2009

Zombie Ice Cream

See: Zombie Cannon

It is a proven fact that when zombies die, they turn into ice cream. See: Evil Dead

Come in such flavors as: Fascist Fudge, Soylent Green, Victory Vanilla

More than likely, a new Dairy Queen special.

OBEY!

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Cream Jockey

A large black man who enacts and receives white cock in super hardcore homosexual interracial sex.

Hey dude, why doesn't Jaquan ever sit down in his chair?

~I don't know man, I think he's a cream jockey.

by niggerjoeIII September 14, 2014

Cokenut Cream Pie

A female cocaine addict who has no money and will let you fuck her for some Coke.

Bertha is TRYING to be a Cokenut Cream Pie, but, she's going to have to get some money.

by Pops McCracken December 10, 2006

oopsie cream pie

when you are having anal, make it seem like you are going to blow a load in the chicks ass, but "slip" and instead blow a load in the chicks pussy. this gets them very mad

Im pissed at Josh, he messsed up my cream pie, and made it an oopsie cream pie.

by Kirby® June 19, 2007

banana cream

The child of an Asian and White interracial couple

Chinatown was full of banana cream

by Cmobbbbbbbb June 20, 2010